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-Tue- Sep 16 2008

Ironic Mission Statements


Lehman Brothers, an innovator in global finance, serves the financial needs of corporations, governments and municipalities, institutional clients, and high net worth individuals worldwide. We maintain leadership positions in equity and fixed income sales, trading and research, investment banking and investment management.


We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

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  1. M.K. Hobson says: September 16th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    You left out the line in the Constitution where it says that our tax dollars will be used to bail out insolvent financial institutions and corporations and prosecute preemptive wars against foreign nations.

    Oh. Wait. Silly me, that’s not IN the Constitution!

    Never mind.

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